HAL9000 is a novel freeware application where HAL9000 periodically speaks.

* "The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made."
* "I'm sorry, I'm afraid I can't do that."
* "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do."
* "I know that you were planning to disconnect me, and that's something that I cannot allow to happen."
* "I've just picked up a fault in the AE35 unit."
* "Everything is going extremely well."
* "Good evening. Everything's running smoothly. And you?"
* "My mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it."
* "Just what do you think you are doing?"
* "I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly."
* And the tracking sound.