If you are one of those people who always thinks of a cutting retort hours after you needed it, eAbuse is for you.

eAbuse is a personal digital assistant (PDA) application that puts thousands of insults just a stylus tap away so you can give clods and inanimate objects their proper comeuppance.

Update Description:

v1.2:

- Still MORE new insults.

- Also, support for PalmPrint.

v1.1:

- In addition to hundreds of new insults, abuse can now be copied to the clipboard and beamed as a memo to other palms.

- We also added color icons for the 43 people out there who own a Palm IIIc.